Andrea G. Pinketts divide gli uomini in due categorie:i babbi di minchia e gli uominiveri. I babbi di minchia sono quelli che tradiscono, sono quelli che si piegano alle regole che hanno ereditato. Gli uominiveri invece sono quelli che si creano le proprie regole e le rispettano anche quando costa caro o non è conveniente farlo. Sono quelli che lottano, che tengono duro, che hanno ampiamente superato l'idea del classismo e del razzismo in qualsiasi forma. Sono però even those who give a damn if it's politically correct. And so if you have a friend of the color may jokingly ask how long you do not shower or a gay friend with conguntivite if by chance recently got a bird's eye (an example is perhaps a bit 'colorful but I swear is real), the fact that they are ready to respond in the same way. Anyway, fight against everything and at any price to defend their rights. They are the ones who do not think that all women are whores except my mother and sister, who is not surprised about anything because they have an idea of \u200b\u200bwonder and amazement, those who have not foreclosed. The fathers of the fuck are the employees that you take a break for lunch the whole of the bar, come in and tell one another: a caffettino? But if an accountant can offer me. No look I do not allow, on me. Accountant on me. They feel great in offering three € coffee. Then maybe you stabbed in the back for 10 euro increase or to have covered parking in the parking business. They are the ones who live by television: it moved to tears to see the pandas would use the threat of extinction but lanciafamme against beggars at traffic lights.
Now a uomovero can dress up as Santa Claus to the delight of their children on Christmas Eve, but if a father to fuck you dressed as Father Christmas (Santa Claus is a dick for the note) then we can only expect the worst ....
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It was a workday like any other. As were all those of the least since he had decided to take the field. And like all day that day started early, meeting up meetings with the closest co-workers all day but then came back a little 'home earlier than usual to get ready in time for Christmas dinner.
was the first Christmas without the wife who left him without regret. In general it was she who took care of everything. But even without her he wanted everything perfect even if it were still possible, even better. He had all his children as guests, and all her grandchildren and this year he would have taken amazing.
was a few days ago that the idea had become his obsession. Of course it was not easy to convince his bodyguards to leave him to do but what the heck was he who commanded at the end! And things were going as he had decided.
The idea was simple: he would dressed as Santa Claus, would go up on the roof of his house and illuminated by powerful lights would go down by a ladder with a bag of gifts over his shoulder, on the terrace overlooking the living room where immennso towered a mighty fine Christmas tree decorated and brightly lit. The grandchildren of glass glued to the doors of the hall would assistitoa entire hoax. After the descent, he made his grand entrance in front of his grandchildren appalled. Of course, this had cost him more than a few euro: the Santa costume made by his tailor to make custom of trust, alone had cost more than was humanly possible to imagine ... not to mention the pressures he had done on Bubble and host of his television, to convince him to sing some Christmas song live as he descended the ladder. But that ungrateful he had not wanted to know. Maybe it would be for next year. It was not one that he gave up easily!
And so over dinner had been away with the excuse of having to make important business calls (sorry he used often and it always seemed to work). It was changed, wore the red suit and fake beard in vicuna and the sack of gifts over his shoulder, accompanied by his inseparable bodyguard Johnny Tembo had gone in the attic. He had waited in control of Jhonny that there were no hazards on the roof of some sort and then when they had given the green light was hoisted on the roof of the villa through a convenient skylight located about half of the roof. Now he had only to reach the edge of the roof where the top of the waiting ladder bright as day and make his triumphant descent. Johnny Tembo had insisted until the last minute to accompany him on this trip but did not want to listen to reason. It was not an old man who needed the carer, and then if there was something that just could not stand was that someone would steal the scene.
soon climbed on the roof of the cold air Night had lashed his face numb from the warmth of the interior of the villa. That did not bother him at all, far from that served to awaken from its torpor and drowsiness more frequently caught him after dinner and beyond. Even during the dinner he had become aware of esersi dozed off but none of his guests if they had realized or at least he pretended not to see. But he had moved his first steps, a thick piogerellina began to get annoying. There and then it does not bother him that much but then the greasepaint calargli eyes began to have blurred vision. And before dinner because it had recorded a TV interview and had not had time in tissues. Although actually a little 'background color kept him always to cover the signs of age that not even all the cosmetic procedures that had undergone had been able to completely hide. And what's more even the surface of the roof had become slimy and slippery with the rain and walk with those shoes with the rise (the height of the breastplate was not exactly a complex that had never been able to take off) is not facilitated by sure. Perhaps the fact vrebbe megio to be accompanied by Johnny ... That's what he was thinking when a sudden electrical blackout precipitated the roof in the darkness. But then when the view gradually became accustomed to the darkness, the top of the scale, at the edge of the roof, appareve visible again the faint moonlight.
path had already more than halfway, another ten paces and would attain the scale. We could do the. Of course had to be careful not to slip ... Meanwhile Johnny Tembo concerned about the situation that had arisen was urging him to go back. But he was not the type to back down, never had done in his life and even this time was no exception. Move other two unsteady steps in the direction of the ladder and clinging to a chimney apresstava covering the last short distance that separated him from the ladder, when the moon was obscured by a thick cloud. And with the moon shots even that glimmer of light shone feebly in his footsteps.
But this would not be enough to stop him! A few more steps and it would come, the EC could do more as we had done in life. Although there was always someone in life who had helped him, maybe paid handsomely, but there was always someone. But now he felt terribly alone ... That asshole Johnny Tembo should have prevented him doing that ... mattana but now had to focus on: yet another three steps and there should have been the scale.
In reality, the steps that should have had only two: that's what she thought as she fell on deaf ears.
When he touched the floor of the terrace after a flight of about seven meters, the thing that struck him was the noise like branches that are broken. But it should not have done anything serious because he did not feel any pain. Now he would take a deep breath and then he would get up. Because he was one who always get up. Every time I took it for fall, he was always raised and it did so again this time.
But this time he felt strange, tired, drained. Where he was feeling well, so lying on the ground staring at the sky that had come to be stars. The voices of the people who now realize bustle around him he could hear distant, muffled.
The image of Santa Claus that move across the sky on his sleigh pulled by reindeer was the ul tima thing they saw before his eyes.