For those who have not yet done so suggest you read the first first part.
The Once the first rays of sun lit up the dawn that morning, was a new man. The face was the same but no longer had that frown and unpunished by those traits that made him so viscerally hated by his opponents. He immediately made his call to define the new strategies with their policies of his government. But his associates were the most nimble of him and forced doctors to repeat all the tests, CT scans, MRIs, ultrasound, PET, in search of what he had done out of his mind their beloved Lord. But nothing was found wrong with his brain and his lackeys were forced to resign to attend the meeting called by their leader in his room after lunch.
What happened at that meeting went far beyond their most grim and gloomy forecasts.
"We must end the climate of hatred that has been created in the country," he began the egoarca in front of her, complete.
"Love trumps everything," he continued. "Omnia vincit amor ..." gloss Cipollino immediately struck by the grim look of everyone else.
"I thought - the continued egoarca - we have refound our party, our people, new programmatic basis. It will be a party ethical, virtuous, and environmentalist who will fight to help the weaker sections of the population, to promote the integration of ethnic minorities, secular and modern. What is pushing for the development of culture and new clean technologies accessible to all citizens. "
At these words followed by a real catastrophe. The minister Tajoli who had invested all his savings - and a few were not - to buy the land where he had installed nuclear power generation to third last abandoned by France, which had sold them to him with misleading user name of "LUE" on ebay, thinking of speculation failure and its impending economic ruin, stared and suffers from serious ventricular arrhythmias fell down dead. Only the prompt intervention of the chief of cardiology that 3 mg of atropine injected into a vein, saved him from certain death. The minister shooting but refused to be hospitalized in intensive care as he would have rather liked the luminary. Tajoli would not have missed for anything in the world to the continuation of the meeting, hoping to salvage, and got on a pair of sunglasses to protect from the effect of atropine dilated pupils, he sat down exhausted on a chair by Hello Kitty with his face a mask of hatred and suffering.
its part, the Minister Maron Glace, to hear the word 'integration', was caught by a psychosomatic form of rabies and rage began to drool in generalized convulsions. Only the administration of a cocktail of anti-anxiety drugs and narcotic in high dose it fell into a state of catatonia, atony and atime; him back to calm.
Don Virzì instead to hear about the secular state to rotate the head 180 degrees like Linda Blair in the movie 'The Exorcist', and let out a stream of green vomit smeared with which the tailleurino minister of education. The prompt administration of a bottle of saline solution intravenously Lourdes him back to a normal posture.
Solo 2232, except of course Cipollino he would follow his Lord in the bottom of the sea, did not seem too affected by the outside of his head. He had on his face and enigmatic smile to a seraphic Joker Batmaniana memory, and not leaked anything about what he was feeling. His mind was really full and thriving. To explore all the possible consequences of the words dell'egoarca and studied in real time all the possible counter-moves to be implemented to limit i danni. Il suo vate Lucio Jelly sarebbe stato fiero di lui!
Intanto impassibile alle rovinose conseguenze delle sue parole, l’egoarca proseguì con l’esternare le sue intenzioni future.
“Per dare più incisività a questo cambiamento, cambieremo anche il nome e il simbolo del partito. Troveremo un nuovo nome che sia evocativo del cambiamento e della svolta ecologista. Un nome nuovo che tenga conto anche delle origini silvane del mio nome (perché era vero si, che era cambiato ma la sua autostima il suo ego smisurato non erano arretrati di un millimetro). Ecco ci sono!” disse “Chiameremo the new party 'Fern and Blackberry'! "
Cipollino At these words also had a failure. But it was only for a moment. The idea of \u200b\u200bhaving the honor of writing the text of the anthem had suffered over everything else. - 'Fern and blueberry / like the pistil of the flower ...' - His poetic inspiration, however, was interrupted by the peremptory dell'egoarca "Now go. I need to be alone to reflect and rest that I go tomorrow to the world climate conference in Copenhagen where he will announce that Italy will seek to unilaterally reduce its emissions of CO 2 . 50% within the next 10 years "
So astonished his ministers came out in dribs and drabs, who was able on its own feet, who was not a weight was taken away from others.
When the door was finally closed and only the thought-egoarca The die is cast! Indeed: IACT alea est (as he had heard from Johnny Tembo) .- With the image of Romulus and Romulus who crossed the Rubicon to found Rome, fell asleep satisfied with enjoying it, perhaps for the first time in his life, the sleep of the righteous.
Meanwhile in the games room of the pediatric department was conducting a meeting of top leaders of his party (or perhaps I should say of his former party). The excited cries could be heard throughout the ward desert.
"We can not let this be done in Italy and destruction of our party! Fern and blueberry! This ever! "They said in unison many of them.
"We have no time. Dichiariamolo now incapable of discernment and destituiamolo "proposed Maron Glace who found the support of many of the onlookers. Only 2232 and Tajoli remained impassive to the proposal. Tajoli because his mood was inscrutable behind those dark glasses and 2232 because there were clear limits to that plan.
"Without him, the majority breaks," it said referring all'egoarca "And that we can afford."
"I once saw a movie called 'Face Off', the one with Travolta and the other, what I like," Gaspar said suddenly, "one in which fanno il trapianto della faccia!”
Le sue parole furono accolte da facce sbigottite ed interrogative. Solo 2232 capì quello che voleva intendere in realtà Gaspar con quelle parole. “Ma certo!” disse “Se uno di noi si scambia la faccia con lui possiamo continuare a governare come se nulla fosse successo! Ho letto che c’è un chirurgo plastico elvetico che ha dichiarato che è tecnicamente possibile fare questo tipo di intervento anche se ancora nessuno l’ha mai effettuato.”
“Ma chi può prendere il posto del Sire?” si interrogò perplesso.
“Io! Io!” Urlò come impazzito Cipollino che alla sola idea di avere l’onore di fregiarsi della faccia dell’egoarca, ebbe una polluzione spontanea che coprì strategicamente con un pupazzo di winnie the pooh messo con nonchalance sulla patta macchiata. La manovra non passò inosservata alla ministra Michela Vittoria Granbella che pensò di essere stata lei la causa di quanto successo e lusingata accavallò più volte le gambe con fare sexy. –Come Sharon Stone in Attrazione Fatale!- pensò Gaspar che magari come politico non era un granché ma come cinefilo non aveva uguali, almeno al governo.
"Do not talk nonsense!" Roared Cipollino 2232 at a time of "How you can take the place dell'egoarca more than double if you're high!"
was true: his face Cipollino dell'egoarca not would be even remotely credible. Those present looked at each other looking for someone among those present could be implanted face of the prime minister. But no one seemed compatible in terms of stature.
When suddenly became breathless Minister Roscetti.
"Sorry" said, "I arrived late because I was stuck by strikes in order: the ministerial drivers, air traffic controllers, pilots, drivers and taxi drivers. But as soon as I return to Rome I write a law decriminalizing the murder of trade unionists. Damn slackers! ... But you all? Why am I all set? "
Yeah, Roscetti was famous for his height, or rather the lack thereof, and then it was the only viable candidate for transplant.
"Go and die murdered!" He snapped when he was set apart the plan. Very well put at the service of the cause, but there was a limit to everything. Losing face, especially in the literal sense, it does not please anyone without considering the risks and suffering associated experimental surgery ... Roscetti was rapidly gaining the output when the politicians present at the meeting in unison shouted "Stop him ".
But being more accustomed to giving orders to execute them, no one moved an inch. But just when the door was now crossing thus earning salvation, Roscetti was attacked from behind by Michela Vittoria de Rome. Among the general astonishment, the Minister had issued a feline leap toward the door, had grabbed Roscetti behind and drove him prone on the ground. Then, standing astride the back of my colleague, with rapid gestures had the parade ups right and with that he had tied together the wrists and ankles behind his back. "It killed her to die," he then shouted to the minister, feeling immobilized. But de Rome with a quick gesture was also stripped dell'autoreggente left and it had gagged the poor Roscetti silences. All the others were stunned, his eyes bulging in amazement.
"Like in Kill Bill," thought Gaspar eyes out more than others.
Now that the donor / receptor cross-face transplant had been found, only a man could stand up to the performance of the "Face Off" and this man by the name of Johnny Tembo!
TO BE CONTINUED
